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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6120 on: August 15, 2025, 06:38:36 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on August 13, 2025, 09:53:58 AM
My friend, Marty, went for a job interview at USPS.  He was late and explained by saying he had gone to the wrong address.  They made him a regional manager.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6121 on: August 21, 2025, 09:07:42 PM »
Sen. Chuck Schumer says he feels perfectly safe in DC.  His 10 bodyguards agree.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6122 on: August 21, 2025, 10:03:19 PM »
And then Karen snapped. I don't know f this is real or not, so I put it here. I think it's funny when any group funds a study and doesn't get the result they expect, like anti-gunners.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6123 on: August 21, 2025, 10:13:39 PM »
You always have to look at who funds the studies and even who runs the companies that perform the studies.

And, at least in the past pre-RFK in government work, how close the persons performing the studies were to retirement.   
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6124 on: Yesterday at 07:40:33 PM »
Why?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6125 on: Today at 03:40:07 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6125 on: Today at 02:30:57 AM »
I went to a fight last winter, and a hockey game broke out right in the middle of it.
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