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alfsauve · « **Reply #6131 on:** October 03, 2025, 09:55:51 AM »

Don't you know the father is just busting a gut waiting until his son outgrows that crib. Then he can say....

TAB · « **Reply #6132 on:** October 04, 2025, 11:40:45 AM »

another great gun sales women

Jim Kennedy-ar154me · « **Reply #6133 on:** October 08, 2025, 09:13:06 AM »

another great gun sales women

That sounds like a win win for me.

TAB · « **Reply #6134 on:** October 13, 2025, 08:25:48 AM »

the sad part is if it was not for all the metal in her face, she would be an attractive young women. same with tats, I just dont get it.

Sponsor · « **Reply #6135 on:** **Today** at 04:57:55 AM »

Rastus · « **Reply #6135 on:** October 13, 2025, 12:18:31 PM »

the sad part is if it was not for all the metal in her face, she would be an attractive young women. same with tats, I just dont get it.

She won't either...if she ever wakes up.

Big Frank · « **Reply #6136 on:** October 19, 2025, 04:21:06 PM »

I might date a woman with a face full of shrapnel if it ended up there by accident. But not her.

Big Frank · « **Reply #6137 on:** October 22, 2025, 02:51:20 AM »

There's a rare phenomenon, you've probably heard of it, where people fall in love with their captors.

It's called a happy marriage.

crusader rabbit · « **Reply #6138 on:** October 23, 2025, 10:08:56 AM »

There's a real benefit to dating a gal like that. If you get lost in the woods, hang her from a rope and she'll point north for you.

Rastus · « **Reply #6139 on:** October 23, 2025, 02:45:47 PM »

So what you are saying is that her jewelry isn't real gold and silver? I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

I am positively shocked.

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