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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6130 on: October 02, 2025, 09:34:03 PM »
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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6131 on: October 03, 2025, 09:55:51 AM »
Don't you know the father is just busting a gut waiting until his son outgrows that crib.  Then he can say....
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6132 on: October 04, 2025, 11:40:45 AM »



another great gun sales women
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6133 on: October 08, 2025, 09:13:06 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 04, 2025, 11:40:45 AM



another great gun sales women

That sounds like a win win for me.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6134 on: October 13, 2025, 08:25:48 AM »
the sad part is if it was not for all the metal in her face, she would be an attractive young women.   same with tats, I just dont get it.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6135 on: Today at 04:35:33 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6135 on: October 13, 2025, 12:18:31 PM »
Quote from: TAB on October 13, 2025, 08:25:48 AM
the sad part is if it was not for all the metal in her face, she would be an attractive young women.   same with tats, I just dont get it.

She won't either...if she ever wakes up.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6136 on: October 19, 2025, 04:21:06 PM »
I might date a woman with a face full of shrapnel if it ended up there by accident. But not her.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6137 on: Today at 02:51:20 AM »
There's a rare phenomenon, you've probably heard of it, where people fall in love with their captors.

It's called a happy marriage.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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