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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6170 on: December 27, 2025, 01:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Big Frank on December 17, 2025, 05:06:16 AM
A few minutes ago I realized that one picture said F**k Wimter, with an "M", not winter. Oh well. Their writing is better than mine, but my spelling is better.

Time to return to elementary school penmanship class son. In cursive the lower-case n has two humps, and the lower-case m has three humps.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6171 on: December 27, 2025, 10:19:51 PM »
Quote from: MikeBjerum on December 27, 2025, 01:29:42 PM
Time to return to elementary school penmanship class son. In cursive the lower-case n has two humps, and the lower-case m has three humps.

You're right, of course, but most people nowadays don't even know how to write cursive, and I'm not used to seeing it anywhere. I guess don't read as well as I write, but it's almost like reading a dead language. No wonder I thought it was right at first, it was right. Still, I messed up, bad, on that one. It looked different when I rotated it 90 degrees clockwise and used it as a background on my phone. I'm looking at it now, and it looks like an "M" on my phone, even though it only has 2 humps. My brain is telling me that's one too many, but I know that it's right. That's really weird. I can read print upside down, and usually sideways without much trouble, but not cursive, and I never knew that until just now.

This still looks like an M to me, but maybe it's just me.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6172 on: December 27, 2025, 10:24:15 PM »
Why do the ladies love Santa Claus?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6173 on: December 28, 2025, 03:10:55 AM »
Three signs you're a fudd.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6174 on: December 31, 2025, 03:01:41 AM »
A real classic.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6175 on: January 01, 2026, 07:55:56 PM »
I'm never buying a new car again. They lose half of their value the moment you drive them off the dealer's lot... and into a tree.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6176 on: Yesterday at 06:07:02 PM »
I believe it was Alf who posted pics of the Amazon delivery missile. I just came across a video of it on YouTube while looking for something completely unrelated.



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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6177 on: Yesterday at 06:50:09 PM »
Yep. Early adopter. 
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