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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6180 on: January 16, 2026, 07:32:52 PM »
Monday or Tuesday I sent this text to my best friend's wife. A classic joke if ever there was one.

A couple of minutes later she called me back and started telling me how to make egg rolls. Put some stuff in the middle, pull one corner up, pull the side corners in, etc. I knew she didn't like to read, but thought she could make it through all 12 words of the text. I finally got her straightened out and made her realize it was just an old joke.

The next day she sent me a pic of some egg roll wrappers she had in the fridge or freezer. She said, this is how you make an egg roll lol. I texted back, "Not me. I take an egg up to the top of a hill and give it a push. You know what happens? EGG ROLLS. Down hill."

I may not have the smartest friends, but they're usually entertaining.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6181 on: January 19, 2026, 02:18:17 AM »
Tattoo of rapper Eminem, as an M&M!!! :)  Some people will do anything for a laugh. Including permanently disfiguring themselves.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6182 on: January 19, 2026, 03:05:49 PM »
Looks more like one of the California Raisins to me.  8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6183 on: January 19, 2026, 04:09:06 PM »
ICE is being harassed, chased, and interfered with.

They can't move anywhere, because the protesters all seem to know where they are going.

Then one day ICE agents came up with a great new idea.

Protester car starts to tail them. They follow them, they tailgate them, they flash their lights, they honk, and they drive carelessly.

All this time the agents just keep cruising around town and in and out of subdivisions.

Suddenly they pull up to a nice house in the suburb ... The home of the protester tailing and harassing them.

OK, maybe not a joke, but sometimes real life is the funniest joke of all. Welcome to Minnesota!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6184 on: Today at 12:57:09 AM »
I saw some Taurus pistols online the other day and it reminded me of something that happened 2(?) years ago. I got my mail and tossed my American Rifleman magazine and other stuff on a chair. All I saw was the butt of the pistol, and the angle it was turned on I didn't recognize the "Raging Bull" logo. It looked like a ghost waving its arms or something like that, but not a bull.


Boo!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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