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Teresa Heilevang

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2040 on: June 16, 2009, 10:11:07 AM »
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder about the fragrance?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?

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The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!!!!!  ;D ;D


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2041 on: June 16, 2009, 01:06:49 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 15, 2009, 10:53:49 PM

We'll have to work on that, cuz you know Letty and Angie will wind up there eventually.  ;D

Don't forget Red.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2042 on: June 16, 2009, 01:13:46 PM »
Hmmmmm.... I do like beer.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2043 on: June 16, 2009, 01:19:59 PM »
Quote from: blackwolfe on June 16, 2009, 01:06:49 PM
Don't forget Red.
Yup, pass me a beer & chicken leg :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2044 on: June 16, 2009, 02:35:59 PM »
tt has been quite today, but I'm sure he'll be along  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2045 on: June 16, 2009, 03:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on June 16, 2009, 10:11:07 AM
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder about the fragrance?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?

Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd, in Fishers, Indiana .
The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!!!!!  ;D ;D




M'ette, poor thing!  :'( :'( :'( :'(

They do come in long-stemmed.











 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2046 on: June 17, 2009, 12:37:22 AM »
Quote from: mosbear on June 16, 2009, 03:23:28 PM
M'ette, poor thing!  :'( :'( :'( :'(

They do come in long-stemmed.




Hell I didn't know they came in long stemmed!

So don't waste your tears on me...
Better save them and give them to poor Marshal... 
He's the one who needs them.

Score:  Marshal-0      M'Ette 1


Ah-oh... when Marshal sees this..I'm gonna be in trouuuuble...





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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2047 on: June 17, 2009, 12:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on June 15, 2009, 10:57:04 PM
No girls allowed? What kind of BS is that? I can guarantee I'm a hell of a lot more fun than most of the guys..  ;D
but....if that's the way you want it.. .. I'll just take my big kettle of fried chicken and 2 kegs of cold beer elsewhere , where I'm wanted. :P



C'mon sugar, I'll share my recliner with you.    ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2048 on: June 17, 2009, 06:07:49 PM »
Quote from: blackwolfe on June 16, 2009, 01:06:49 PM
Don't forget Red.

Is there tequilla in that corner?   If so, count me in!!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2049 on: June 17, 2009, 08:02:21 PM »
Quote from: red364 on June 17, 2009, 06:07:49 PM

Is there tequilla in that corner?   If so, count me in!!

The tequila's in the corner at Haz's house.  He is always happy to share.
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