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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6090 on: June 15, 2025, 05:48:59 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6091 on: June 15, 2025, 08:30:02 AM »
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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6092 on: June 16, 2025, 10:56:40 PM »
Duck! ;D
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6093 on: June 16, 2025, 10:59:14 PM »
Some more decals. Jaws of Liberty. LOL. I resized the last one to fit my phone.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6094 on: June 16, 2025, 11:37:06 PM »
I recolored and resized the Jaws of Liberty  to fit my phone. It was too good not to add to the rotation of background pics. And I didn't want all that white in the background of it.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6095 on: Today at 06:22:49 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6095 on: July 04, 2025, 12:28:28 PM »

I entered a competition for Dad Jokes.  Submitted ten of my best ones and thought surely one would take the prize.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6096 on: July 04, 2025, 02:05:51 PM »
I use to think the democrats were the best gun salesmen... I was wrong.



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